Thirty is the new Twenty.

Thirty is the new Twenty.

Forty is the new Thirty.

Fifty is the new Forty.

Sixty is the new Fifty.

Seventy is the new Sixty.

Eighty is still pretty much Eighty.

Steady girlfriend / boyfriend is the new marriage.

Year Six is the new age of consent.

Thongs are the new bloomers.

Viagra is the new lust.

Sex is the new Television.

Tattoos are the new pierced ears.

Rubber vaginas are the new left hand.

Catholic Schoolgirls are the new Playboy Bunnies.

Fucking on the second date is the new frigid.

‘Girls Gone Wild’ is the new Brady Bunch.

Rampant Rabbits are the new monogrammed pen set.

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Amateur porn is the new full time summer job at the call centre.

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Blowjobs are the new handshake.

A jizz-facial is the new malt-sharing.

4 cocks in the ass while alternately blowing the postman and the milkman is the new promiscuity.

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Jenna Jameson is the new Girl Next Door.

Hugh Hefner is the new Pope.

Coke is the new Pepsi.

Burger King is the new McDonald’s.

Virginity is the new Loch Ness Monster.

Original by Levni Reza Yilmaz, modified (slighlty) by me.
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07/24
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ECONOMICS.

Recently, I have been reading about Economics. While I think that as a subject (for the most part) it is banal, pointless and dry, it certainly has some validity in the modern world and gives an insight into the workings of Humans as a collective rather than on an individual basis.

Here are five economic problems. Answers on a postcard.

1 - In 2009, the country of Mattopia imports equaled its exports. Mattopia's GDP was £500 million, its consumer expenditure was £385 million, and its investment was £14 million. Mattopia's government purchases were;

a) £500 million
b) £899 million
c) £101 million
d) zero

2 - If aggregate demand grows only slightly faster than potential GDP, then the economy will;

a) experience economic growth with low inflation
b) be at a business-cycle peak
c) experience economic growth with high inflation
d) experience recession

3 - (Expenditure Multipliers) The multiplier is 1.5. A decrease in investment of £5 billion will shift the aggregate demand curve __________ by _______________.

a) leftward; less than £5 billion
b) leftward; £7.5 billion
c) rightward; less than £5 billion
d) leftward; £5 billion

4 - The economy is experiencing high inflation and high unemployment. What combination of fiscal and monetary policies will decrease both inflation and unemployment?

a) feedback rule with an increase in money growth and a decrease in taxes
b) fixed rule with no money growth and no change in taxes or government purchases
c) an increase in money wage rates and constant money growth
d) fixed rule with constant money growth

5 - The real interest rate will increase if all of the following events occur, other things remaining the same, except;

a) new technology increases the world investment demand
b) the world saving supply around the world decreases
c) the supply of private saving around the world increases
d) the world investment demand increases

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