Physics.

DATA

  • 1 Joule will propel 0.2g at 0.1 km/s
  • The Sun puts out 3.86E26 watts (joules/sec)
  • Average amount of semen ejaculated per muscular spasm = 2.5ml
  • Average time of muscular spasm = 0.8 seconds
  • Mass of 1 ml of semen = 1.1g
  • The speed of light = 300,000 kps

PROCESS

  • Convert to J required of semen x velocity set to 0.1kps
  • This would require 13.75 joules to propel 2.75g of matter to 0.1kps

ENERGY OUTPUT

  • The Sun emits 3.86E26 watts which is the equivalent to 3.089E26 joules in 0.8 seconds
  • 1000 suns in 0.8 seconds would emit 1.0929J in 0.8 seconds

VELOCITY OF EJACULATION AT THE FORCE OF 1000 SUNS

0.1kps 3.09E29J
13.75J 2.25E25 kps
  • The speed of light = 300,000 kps
  • 2.25E25 kps / 300,000kps = 1.49E21

CONCLUSION

  • To ejaculate at the force of 1,000 Suns would mean that your semen would be travelling at 7.49 Billion Trillion times the speed of light as it left the glans.
  • Not only would your semen be travelling at 7.49 Billion Trillion times the speed of light, but you would be propelled backward by the sheer force of this almighty load at around 2681 Trillion times the speed of light.
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